best overall screenplay:

- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN
- MEET THE COCKERS

albert's choice screenplay

- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN
- MEET THE COCKERS

teacher's choice scrrenplay

- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN
- MEET THE COCKERS

best moral screenplay

- NEW YORKERS IN TONDO
- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN

best male performance in a play:

- RAPHAEL ARCEO, love dawns of lam-ang(main)
- WYETT LEE, meet the cockers(main)
- RAZEL MANAPAT, meet the cockers(supporting)
- JOSE PEREZ III, indarapatra and sulayman(main)
- ROBERT QUITO, indarapatra and sulayman(main)

best female performance in a play:

- DENISE CAPUNO, meet the cockers(main)
- NICOLE LIGAN, love dawns of lam-ang(supporting)
- DEMI MORALES, new yorkers in tondo(main)
- CZARINA PALOMA, new yorkers in tondo(supporting)
- AILA ROJALES, meet the cockers(supporting)

best comedic performance in a play:

- JOSHUA GUZMAN, new yorkers in tondo
- WYETT LEE, meet the cockers
- WARREN LUCIDO, indarapatra and sulayman
- RAZEL MANAPAT, meet the cockers
- CZARINA PALOMA, new yorkers in tondo

best performance by a pair in a play:

- RAPHAEL ARCEO and GRACE MINA, love dawns of lam-ang
- WYETT and DENISE CAPUNO, meet the cockers
- ROBERT QUITO and JOSE PEREZ III, indarapatra and sulayman

best director

- RAYMOND SOLAR, meet the cockers
- TRISHA CU, indarapatra and sulayman
- NICOLE LIGAN, love dawns of lam-ang

- PAULINE CACAPIT, new yorkers in tondo

best wriiten adapted screenplay

- NEW YORKERS IN TONDO
- MEET THE COCKERS

best costume

- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN
- MEET THE COCKERS

best settings

- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN
- LOVE DAWNS OF LAM-ANG

best props

- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN
- MEET THE COCKERS

best sound effects

- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN
- MEET THE COCKERS

best score

- MEET THE COCKERS
- NEW YORKERS IN TONDO

deadline: january 16, 2009 (selected voters only)

evaluation:

polls - 40%
performance grade - 20%
teacher's grade - 40%


*people who are not nominated for any acting nominations will vote for it
*the director and his team(5 people) who are not nominated for screenplay will vote for it(each category)
*the director and his team(5 people) who are not nominated for any background category(best costume, etc.) will for vote for it (each category)

*those who will win are already the expected people in the cast who will perform at the playfest
*those who will win best written screenplay and best screenplay will be selected for the playfest

screenplay nominations(including best director)

- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN - 5
- MEET THE COCKERS - 5
- NEW YORKERS IN TONDO - 2
- LOVE DAWNS OF LAM-ANG - 1

acting nominations
- MEET THE COCKERS - 6
- NEW YORKERS IN TONDO - 3
- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN - 2
- LOVE DAWNS OF LAM-ANG - 2

background nominations
- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN - 4
- MEET THE COCKERS - 4
- NEW YORKERS IN TONDO - 1
- LOVE DAWNS OF LAM-ANG - 1

overall nominations
- MEET THE COCKERS - 15
- INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN - 11
- NEW YORKERS IN TONDO - 6
- LOVE DAWNS OF LAM-ANG - 4

R-13 - FOR EXTENSIVE FOUL LANGUAGE

mga matatanda nga naman. di ba, minsan mga "dudes" nakakainis ang mga lolo at lola mo ngayon?

choriano: oo, nakakainis.

jose perez III: oo, nakakainis sila dahil nga sila ay PANGO! PANGO! PANGO!

chamaniegow: tae naman, kelan ba titigil ung epal na yan?

jose perez III: (pango!pango!pango!)

choriano: masyado kaseng galit kay boy bawang...

chamaniegow: di ba nga, the more you hate, the more you love?

jose perez III: tang ina mo.

chamaniegow: anong sabi mo?

jose perez III: tanga, kausap ko si albertmedia (&#^$*#&($#*(#*($*(#!)

miss bible: hoy perez! tigilan mo nga kakamura mo. lublub mo nga sa toilet bowl mukha mo.

jose perez III: ok ... (sabay alis)
swimmer boy: wala na si bestfriend (umiyak...) 

(bumalik si perez, nangangamoy toilet water)

jose perez III: tang ina mo albertmedia

albertmedia: pucha, ano naman?

jose perez III: tang ina mo, ilong ka lang kasi

albertmedia: tang ina mo rin, boy labo

boy bawang: boy labo!
swimmer boy: weh.... ilong ka lang kasi

singit boy: singit ako!

miss bible: mga estudyante ng st. alberto! wala na ba kayong galang? puro mura na lang pinagsasabi niyo. dalhin ko kayo sa assistant principal.

prince barber: yun! sama ako!
miss bible: all of you, the 5 all of you. go to the office!
singit boy: mam! hindi ako kasali. singit lang po ako.

miss bible: kaya nga, kasali ka. singit ka eh.

singit boy: mam! singit ko po si choriano!
choriano: ano?!?!?!

prince barber: sama ako! ... joke lang..

miss bible: choriano, sama don! prince barber, sama don!

prince barber: pucha nasama pa ako

choriano: tae mo kito

jose perez III: tang ina mo albertmedia

albertmedia: tang ina mo perez

boy bawang: tang ina mo jose

swimmer boy: tang ina mo ilong

prince barber: tang ina mo benjamin

(patay .... nagmura)

singit boy: pwede sumingit? tang ina mo ilong

choriano: PUTANG INA NIYO!

deretso sa office.....

queen: ANONG GINAWA NIYO

jose perez III: kasi po si albertmedia, nangpuputa

albertmedia: ano? ikaw kaya yung nangpuputa dyan. pagkatapos mo sabihin kay mam aungon na may ginawa ka sa parol natin. eh wala ka namang ginagawa eh. nangpuputa ka lang.

singit boy: pwede sumingit

choriano: hoy!!!!!.. ok para tapos na lahat. kickout niyo na lang kami mahal na reyna

prince barber: ano?!?! mommy ayoko!!!!

swimmer boy: shit, bakit suspension agad?!!?!?! pwede naman natin tong idaan sa pagswimming eh...

singit boy: oi! tignan niyo oh. ang sweet ni raymond at ni...

boy bawang: anak ng puta nga naman

jose perez III: pano kung patayan na lang?

albertmedia: weh... mananabunot ka lang eh. tapos punta ka sa st. agnes.. iiyak ka ... wala na iiyak na si perez....

boy bawang: haha, pikon!

singit boy: singit ako!

jm: tae naman si kito, napasingit ako dito eh

choriano: yes! suspended na si top 1!

jm: pucha

prince barber: jm, breif mo seethrough .... joke lang

queen: anak??!?!

prince barber: hindi po yun mura... normal expression lang po

boy bawang: pucha

QUEEN: I DECLARE YOUR PUNISHMENT. YOU TWO MUST KILL EACH OTHER. WHO WILL STAY ALIVE WILL STILL SURVIVE AT HERE AT BARBERO HIGH SCHOOL

prince barber: mommy, ayoko pa mamatay!!!!!

queen: exempted ka anak.

prince barber: yes!

NAGPATAYAN NA SILA...

- perez, natusukan ng technical pen (0.1) sa dalawang mata, nabulag, patay

- boy bawang, pinasukan ng malaking daga sa ilong, patay

- albertmedia, lumipad sa kisame, natamaan ng ceiling fan, tanggal ulo, patay

- jm, nasaksakan ng kutsilyo sa bayag, nabaog, hindi pa sya patay, dahil ayaw nya mabuhay ng walang anak, nagpakamatay na lang sya

- singit boy, tumakas sa rooftop, biglang nawala (sabi raw ng mga nakakita, kinuha sya ng malaking kamay galing sa heaven na puno ng dugo)

- choriano, pinatay ni swimmer boy, bago pa cya namatay, gumawa siya ng kanyang huling letter para kay kc

- swimmer boy, nalunod sa dugo

prince barber, tawa lang ng tawa

bwawahahahahaha!!!!!

tapos .... 43 na lang estudyante ng st. albert. president pa rin si demolator.

the end

(base on stupid future events)....

------------->>>>>>>>>>>>

maghintay lang kayo.... mamamatay na rin kami....

21 step to fullfill your new year's resolution:

1. bawal maging emo sa klase, baka mahalata na may nabusted kang bading.

2. wag na wag ipagmalaki sa mga kaklase na ang gamit mong lapis ay mongol 2 sa harap ng drafting teacher.

3. matutong mag-dota. ang mga hindi marunong, hindi na matututo.

4. bawal pumunta sa library para lang i-search si paris hilton.

5. bawal magbasa ng mga libro na walang kinalaman sa values ed. lalung-lalo na ung librong tungkol sa reproductive system. wag ka na magtanong kung pano ginawa ni eva at adam si cain.

6. kapag english time, wag magmura ng tagalog words kapag naaasar sa katabi.

7. wag mo nang asarin ang palagi mo na lang inaasar. maghanap ng panibago.

8. sa communion, wag isipin na crackers ang hostya.

9. wag manood ng horror movies, matatawa ka lang.

10. wag makipag-break sa girlfriend mo lalung-lalo na kung girlfriend mo si pokwang.

11. bawal maghack ng ibang ym kung di mo naman alam kung ano ang password niya.

12. "bawal ihi, putol titi" - bagong slogan ng mmda.

13.  resolution ba ung number 12?

14. "ay, hindi yata."

15. kapag inaantok ang katabi, takpan ang kanyang dalawang butas ng ilong hanggang mamatay.

16. kapag filipino time, i-check ang singit

17. bawal maglaslas sa braso. maglaslas sa leeg.

18. wag manood ng spongebob squarepants kapag naghuhugas ng pinggan.

19. bawal magputol ng kuko kapag gabi. magputol ng kuko kapag hatinggabi na.

20. wag pag-awayan ang gma at abs-cbn. wala ka ring mapapala kung mauuwi kang nanonood ng fashion tv tuwing hatinggabi o kaya ng 5th wheel sa etc.

21. wag nang ituloy ang pagpaplanong patayin si perez kung ang rason lamang ay mabawas na ang population ng pilipinas. pumunta na lang sa 7 eleven at bumili ng "banana flavor".

barbero to the max.:)

---------->>>>>>>>> pupunta na sa banyo!!!!

top ten

1 - joshua guzman 1 up
2 - razel manapat 1 up
3 - denise capuno 2 down
4 - ryle ladisla <->
5 - nicole ligan 3 up
6 - aila rojales 1 down
7 - warren lucido 1 down
8 - jericah apo 1 down
9 - gabriel samaniego <->
10 - pauline cacapit<->

3 correct predictions!!!

nakarinig na ba kayo ng balita? actual balita? creational balita? visional balita? touchable balita? affordable batuta? asong batuta?

kung oo, fine whatever.... ur a wise batuta ... now ... do you like it or not?

"yes... i like news!" - japhet (ung anak ni noah)

kung oo, isang kang nerd na galing sa "nerd section".. o .. kaya isang matalino pero hindi nerd na nakalabas ang ngipin na nakasalamin na nakalagay ang mukha mo sa top 1. (mukha ka ngang nerd)

well.. gusto nyo makabasa man lang ng balita na puro kasinungaligan tulad ng:

- " aso, lumipad sa langit, hindi na namin nakita, pumutok!, mga laman.... na nahulog galing sa alapaap... pinirito ng mga party people!"

o kaya

- "superman, himalang nasa loob ang underwear"

kung interesado ka don, ok lng kung gagamitin mo sa kalokohan pero kung naniwala ka naman, isipin mo na tanga ka dahil wala namang talagang lumilipad na aso (d bale na lang ung aso ni don tabago, kaklase ko dati, halos lumipad na gusto nang makalabas sa kulungan pag nakakita ng seksing babae)

kung trip mo naman ung .... unting katotohanan:

- "bakla, ginahasa... tuwang-tuwa!!!"
- "bata, nasagasaan, patay!!! mga saksi sa incidente, nagpasagasa na rin!"
-"kito ... nadapa ... patay!!!

yan ang tunay na balita .... kung trip mo naman ung mga balitang nag-uugnay sa mga pulubi:

- " bata, namulot ng piso, nakasuhan ng pagnanakaw!"
- " hollywood news: brad pitt .... pagala gala sa kalsada parang tanga!"
- " pulubi , amoy pulubi!"
- " itatala na po natin ang mga top 10 na pinakamayaman na pulubi sa buong mundo"
- " isang pulubi, nagmamalimos, naka bling-bling!!!"

tungkol sa pulitika:

- "jokejoke volante ... walang ginawa kundi tumawa ng tumawa!!!"
- "president gloria arroyo, nag-resign... senador DEMOLATOR na ang bago nating presidente!"
- "jokejoke volante ... tawa ng tawa .. pati media ... nahahawa rin sa kakatawa!!"
- "hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

lastly, tungkol sa st. albert

- "albertmedia, pinagguluhan!"
- "si kwawa .... yumaman dahil sa iniindorse nyang monterey tocinos!!"
- HE'S KAZZY 4 .U. PREMIRE
- " si solder boi, may bagong bestfriend!"

------->>>>>>>>>>exit

TOP TEN:

1 - denise capuno 2 up
2 - joshua guzman 1 down
3 - razel manapat 1 down
4 - ryle ladisla <->
5 - aila rojales <->
6 - warren lucido <->
7 - jericah apo <->
8 - nicole ligan <->
9 - gabriel samaniego <->
10 - pauline cacapit 6 up

*injured
(name - expected rank)

mari flores - 5th
rafael soriano - 10th
angelo valera - 10th
thummasorn sehawanlop - 10th
cristina lagarteja - 10th


albert awards:


nominees:

NEWTON'S PET AWARD
- denise capuno
- ryle ladisla
- joshua guzman
- razel manapat
- nicole ligan

SOLDER KID AWARD
- joshua guzman
- mari flores
- razel manapat
- jairus gregorio
- raphael arceo

NATIONALISM AWARD
- ryle ladisla
- aila rojales
- razel manapat
- denise capuno
- thummasorn sehawanlop

MESSIAH AWARD
- thummasorn sehawanlop
- denise capuno
- gabriel samaniego
- razel manapat
- joshua guzman

PESO AWARD
- razel manapat
- nicole ligan
- denise capuno
- jericah apo
- joshua guzman

DOLLAR AWARD
- razel manapat
- nicole ligan
- denise capuno
- ryle ladisla
- aila rojales

MATH MAGIC AWARD
- gabriel samaniego
- joshua guzman
- razel manapat
- warren lucido
- ryle ladisla

WINNERS:


newton's pet award: JOSHUA GUZMAN
solder kid award: MARI FLORES
nationalism award: AILA ROJALES
messiah award: DENISE CAPUNO?
peso award: DENISE CAPUNO; JERICAH APO
dollar award: RAZEL MANAPAT
math magic award: JOSHUA GUZMAN

top twenty:

1 - joshua guzman <-> 88
2 - razel manapat 1 up 88
3 - denise capuno 1 up 88
4 - ryle ladisla 2 down 88
5 - aila rojales <-> 87
6 - warren lucido 1 up 86
7 - jericah apo 1 down 86
8 - nicole ligan <-> 86
9 - gabriel samaniego <-> 85
10 - angelo valera 3 up 85
11 - mari flores *injured <-> 87
12 - rafael soriano 2 down 84
13 - katrina mallabo 1 up 84
14 - thummasorn sehawanlop 1 down 84
15 - pauline cacapit 1 up 84
16 - redd villanueva 1 down 83
17 - cristina lagarteja <-> 83
18 - robert quito <-> 81
19 - ????????????
20 - ???????????

ups and downs:

ups:
top 1 - math ->91; filipino -> 89; science -> 89
top 2 - filipino ->90; science->86; values ed. ->85
top 3 - values ed. -> 86; science -> 86; filipino -> 88
top 4 - science ->87; math ->91; filipino ->88
top 5 - filipino->91; philippine history periodical test-> 90/100
top 11 - highest in quizzes in all subjects, tle predicted about 92 to 94

downs:
top 1 - values d. ->83
top 2 - math lower than 88 or 87
top 3 - attendance
top 4 - ?????????
top 5 - science ->83
top 11 - line of 7 (injured)

nov. 4 - pagpanalo ni pres. obama
nov. 6 - mayroong hindi inaasahang pangyayari
nov. 6 - "pa-autograph naman dyan albertmedia, (pinirma) tnx pare! babasahin ko to sa dear time!
nov. 7 - nagkataong walang pasok ng walang dahilan
nov. 8 - saturday. pressure. training nila albertmedia at ni j master para talunin ang mga iba't ibang nerd sa mga skul sa metro manila
nov. 9 - sunday. malas. sisimba. walang pahinga
nov. 10 - classes resume?!?!
nov. 15 - yes! FIELD TRIP! at least may benifit kung bakit may pasok sa saturday.
nov. 16 - pagkatapos ng out of skul celebration, mapapagalitan ng kanilang mga magulang ang kanilang anak na hindi nagpapasa ng index card sa filipino
nov. 17 - day off :))
nov. 18 - classes resume again..... :(( comparison of grades ng mga matatalino. (pag mas mataas si j master, asarin siyang nerd. kapag mas mataas ka kay choriano.. your smart..
nov. 20-21 - PAASA accreditors will rock your classrooms!!
nov. 24 - pres. of the week: ALBERTMEDIA
nov. 28 - turn-over ceremony of officers to be led by your corrupted president...

BLOGSPOT:

he's kazzy 4 .u. : the beginning
twilar
he's kazzy 4 .u. : choriano saves the day
getting crushed
detective raven
more ... academic rankings from albert...

top twenty:

1 - joshua guzman <-> 89
2 - ryle ladisla 2 up 88
3 - razel manapat <-> 87
4 - denise capuno 2 down 87
5 - aila rojales <-> 87
6 - jericah apo 3 up 87
7 - warren lucido 1 down 86
8 - nicole ligan 1 up 87
9 - gabriel samaniego 2 down 85
10 - rafael soriano <-> 84
11 - mari flores *injured 88
12 - thummasorn sehawanlop 1 up 84
13 - angelo valera 3 up 85
14 - katrina mallabo <-> 83
15 - redd villanueva 3 down 83
16 - pauline cacapit <-> 83
17 - cristina lagarteja 1 up 82
18 - robert quito 1 down 80
19 - patricia manuel <-> 81
20 - krisha alano new entry 80

latest news...

the real choriano promotes HE'S KAZY 4 .U.
autograph signning!

newton's pet - JOSHUA GUZMAN
solder kid - MARI FLORES*
nationalism award - RYLE LADISLA*
messiah award - DENISE CAPUNO
peso award - JERICAH APO
dollar award - RAZEL MANAPAT*
math magic award - JOSHUA GUZMAN, RYLE LADISLA

top twenty:
(rank-name-expected average)

1 - joshua guzman <-> 88
2 - denise capuno 1 up 87
3 - razel manapat 1 up 87
4 - ryle ladisla 2 down 87
5 - aila rojales <-> 86
6 - warren lucido 2 up 85
7 - gabriel samaniego <-> 85
8 - jericah apo 1 up 84
9 - nicole ligan 1 up 84
10 - rafel soriano 1 up 83
11 - mari flores 5 down *injured cannot play 87
12 - redd villanueva 1 up 83
13 - thummasorn sehawanlop 1 down 83
14 - katrina mallabo <-> 83
15 - angelo valera <-> 82
16 - pauline cacapit <-> 82
17 - robert sonny quito NEW ENTRY 81
18 - cristina lagarteja <-> 81
19 - patricia manuel 1 down 81
20 - frances vergara <-> 81